Let that special person in your life know that it is time to step up to the bat and take a swing. Make sure to choke up first, the balls come fast. Read the rest of this entry »
The pessimist and optimist will drink from the same cup tonight and both will wake up in a groggy mess. Read the rest of this entry »
Being blue never hurt this bad. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: blue balls, hurt, pee, twwscards
Let that great friend know that even the best friendship has limits. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: friendship, trip, twwscards, zombie
Let someone know you think of them always and the problems that causes in your life. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: ass, thinking of you, toilet, twwscards
Let your good friend know that your friendship goes beyond the meaningless existence that is humanity and is something more eternal. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: eternal, friendship, twwscards, vampire
Have a one time sexual encounter on your mind still? Want them never to forget you? Give them a gift that will help them remember you forever (not this card), and let them know you gave it to them (this card). Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: sex, twwscards, unforgettable night
Let that special someone know that you think she is the type of wench that needs a good floggin’ and you are just the pirate to do it. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: pirate, special someone, twwscards, wench
For those times when you want to let someone know you might be a bad ass who kills women and children at even the slightest mention of your glandular problems, but you really do care (a little bit anyway). Read the rest of this entry »
We would like to introduce a new feature here at TWWS that we think you will all like. Have you ever wanted to send a greeting card to someone, but just couldn’t find the right one? TWWScards is here to fix that. Read the rest of this entry »
