Morning lovies!
It is Monday in all it’s gloriousness. The start to a new week…weekend mistakes are behind us.
Mine may or may not have involved an Ugly Christmas sweater.
Last week in the Silver Haired Fox edition, Richard Gere won by a very slim margin. I would have never imagined it would have been such a close race!
Moving forward I thought we would go full-on hotness.
Johnny Depp vs John Stamos
This should be a difficult choice, because clearly they both have their advantages…
One is decidedly more clean cut, while the other is grungy.
Personally I don’t do grungy, but from what I hear a lot of you out there are into that.
Let’s start in the 80′s, shall we?
Stamos gained fame as the mullet sporting Uncle Jesse on Full House. I will forgive him the mullet, because the 80′s were a moment in time.
Depp was on the uber-cool 21 Jump Street. I wasn’t allowed to watch that show, but he did grace many a Tiger Beat magazine cover, so I was familiar with his brand of hotness as a preteen.
Both are musicians. Stamos, again, going very vanilla as a honorary member of The Beach Boys.
Depp, a little more hardcore with his sweaty guitar playing self. He has been in a bunch of different bands, apparently, but no one as notable as the Kokomo crooners.
Here are the men sporting their specs. Both look kinda smart, huh?
And as always the black and white test…
Humina.
Personally I am a naked chin girl…
But of course both the men seem like lazy shavers, so let’s rate the scruff…
Depp is a more serious actory type while Stamos looks like he might be a load of fun to hang out with…
Who do you choose?
Johnny Depp
That’s a tough one but I would have to go with Johnny…
John Stamos by a mile. Johnny looks like he might smell. Can you tell I am not a grudge kind of girl?
I’m going with John Stamos. I’ve always loved him! Johnny is super cute and a good actor but he is just not my cup of tea..LOL
Stamos! Had a crush on him as a kid/preteen when he was on Full House (the after mullet years) and ironically I married a man named Jesse!
Definitely Stamos!!
I drew mustaches on John Stamos in my Tiger Beats and I’d probably still do so today so I’ll take Johnny Depp on a shower day please.
Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
Johnny Depp…..his voice is so smooth if he ever spoke to me I would get weak in the knees.
I have to go with Johnny Depp. You can’t beat his hotness as John Dillinger in “Public Enemies”. I also think it’s awesome that he’s good at playing all those quirky characters (Jack Sparrow, Mad Hatter, Willy Wonka, Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands). I haven’t ever been able to take Stamos seriously after Full House and his character on Glee certainly didn’t help that fact either.
I agree with poster #7.
Depp on a shower day.
Johnny Depp can borrow my eyeliner ANY time!!
Have to chime in. Stamos is my fav.
There is never any competition for Johnny Depp!
I’ll take a cup of John Stamos please! Grungy is sexy….but Depp grungy is not.
I was in love with “Blackie Parish” from General Hospital!
Kimberly I have to agree! John Stamos was the cat’s meow as Blackie on GH! : )
Johnny please!
I know I’m late BUT,,,,,,very hard choice I like them both……BUT STAMOS!
Johnny Depp all the way! Those eyes….those cheekbones….that scruff….yummy!
John Stamos for sure. Johnny Depp is sexy but I just can’t seem to stop thinking he smells…? Could be the grungy look. Besides, John Stamos is Uncle Jesse (my childhood crush), and he visited my neighborhood with the Beach Boys here in AL after the April tornadoes. That makes him win in my book
Ooooh… Tough call but I have to go with John Stamos. My 18 y/o daughter would totally disagree but she’s not here right now so her opinion doesn’t count!
john stamos…i can never get over my childhood crush on uncle jesse!
John Stamos by a mile!
Uncle Jesse all the way!!!
I’m thinking that Johnny Depp might be one of those weird conversation type of people, where they say strange things and you feel awkward. I don’t know. He just seems a little crazy. John Stamos seems like he is down to earth and funny, so I’m going with him.
Oh jeez… I was gonna pick Depp but yeah I’m voting Stamos. I’m not sure what’s wrong with me. Maybe it’s the eyes and smile.
I have to go with John Stamos… He was fantastic on Glee!
Both!!!!
Tough one….but my vote is for Depp.
Stamos for the win! I had a scrapbook of his face when i was a teen. I can see the appeal of johnny dep but
He just isn,t my cup of tea.
John Stamos for sure!
I really <3 johnny depp. but john stamos has been making me weak in the knees since the 80s. DEEELISH.
Johnny Depp
I can’t decide!! wah
can I submit a vote for each? In the generous spirit of Christmas? If not, I’ll have to go with Uncle Jesse by a nose.
Well if I was still a kid I would say John S. BUT….. I am a kid no more, it is Johnny D. all the way!!!
Johnny Depp has his moments of sexiness but mostly he is just creepy. Stamos wins my vote.
John Stamos, no question. Now I like a little grunge, but Depp is a little TOO grunge for me.
WIthout a doubt, hands-down JOHN STAMOS!!! Love him!! Always have!
John Stamos
Well, love them both BUT will have to do Johnny Depp!!!! Pirate all the way!!!
I love me some John Stamos (he’s just so dreamy!!) but up against Johnny Depp, I have to go with Depp. I love Johnny so, so much. *sigh*
Stamos!!
John Stamos…Definitely!
Uncle Jessie!
I’m very late to the party, but if you wanted to them in my stocking (for being a good girl), I wouldn’t turn either down. However, if I had to choose, Johnny Depp, but in the tub.
Depp!
Stamos!! I’ve been crushing on him since I was a kid watching full house. And now — oh.my.gosh. Wowsers. {hubby if you happen to read this you are so much hotter!!}
They were both equally hot in the 80s & 90s…but I’d have to go with Johnny Depp since you never hear a fan say something mean after meeting him.