Whatta Man Monday ~ The Wahlberg Edition

Good morning!!

 

Are you ready for a family battle this week?

Last week we paired Jeremy Sisto and Jeremy Renner.  Sisto won by a long shot on that one…I thought the race  would be a bit closer…but so far I have been off by over half of these Whatta Man Challenges.

Good thing we’re not playing for money!

But this week I will put all my eggs in one basket.  I feel like I can clearly determine the winner, but since I have been wrong pretty much every time I will leave it up to you.

We’re talking Wahlbergs this week.

Yep Donnie vs. Mark.

Who’s hotter?

Now, I have “known” Donnie longer.  We had a bit of a relationship in the late 80s, early 90s.  He was in a band that I was obsessed with in junior high, you might have heard of them?   New Kids on the Block?

Anyway, even though I was more of a Joey girl, I recognized that Donnie was purty cute.  He had the “bad boy from Boston” thing, but always seemed like a G rated version of a bad boy.

I mean when someone is singing about Hangin’Tough while wearing pinch rolled overalls with one strap unfastened you don’t really think of them as too “street”.

 

A few years later Donnie’s little brother Marky Mark made it big.  He was in a “Funky Bunch” and they sang about “Good Vibrations”.  I wasn’t a huge fan.

Then.

A little time went by and this happened…Donnie stayed in NKOTB and Marky decided to try on some Calvins.

Donnie was officially dead to me.

Mark dropped the funky bunch faster than he dropped his drawers and a movie star was born.

As grunge took over the early 90s and Joey McIntyre hit puberty NKOTB vanished from the spotlight.

 

In it’s place, the Wahlberg brothers both started their acting careers.

Mark’s took off faster, but Donnie’s has been slow and steady.

No more pants dropping, no more Hangin’ Tough harmonies…these brothers wanted to be taken seriously.

 

And nothing says serious more than a black and white shot…am I right?

Donnie did bit parts in The Sixth Sense while Wahlberg did full movie star roles in The Perfect Storm…both excellent, btw.

 

Let’s check out happier times, when they aren’t dead…or aren’t about to drown…

Lookin’ good in white brothers!

 

Let’s see how they fair in casual wear…

This is tough.

I thought I had my mind made up…

So let’s another look.

Suit up, boys.

Hmmm.

Still undecided?

One more peak at the brothers in serious mode.

Can I take them both?

 

So there you have it..the good and the not so good.

Who’s your favorite Wahlberg?

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Comments

  1. 1
    Cassi says:

    Mark has it hands down! Now excuse me while I scroll back up for another look at that Calvin shot lol

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    kerri says:

    aw man, when you put them against each other it’s hard to decide…..love love love Mark in The Italian Job. And am loving Donnie on Blue Bloods. The tie breaker for me is Mark’s bod though!!

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    Lindsay says:

    Not even close! Mark for sure. I’ll even forgive the bench pressing cinder blocks in the Good Vibrations video due to the Calvin’s photo. :)

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    Vikki says:

    No doubt Mark wins! But he creeped me out big time in the movie “Fear”.

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    Nicole says:

    Mark is the obvious winner of this battle. Those Calvin Klein ads?? C’mon!!

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    Michelle says:

    Mark, i am pretty sure the Calvin Klein ads did me in too!

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    Rachel says:

    I’m shocked you skipped a shirtless side by side decision. Come on Shooter would win this one easily for Mark. :)

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    Jessica C says:

    I’m sorry to do this since Donnie was my NKOTB love, but my vote is for Mark, no question!

  9. 9
    Nicole says:

    Mark, Mark, Markity-Mark, Mark, Mark!

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    Diana says:

    So if I didn’t have a history with these guys I’d say Mark, but…

    Cover Girl is my current ringtone on my cell phone. That should be your answer ;)

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    Leslie says:

    Marky Mark hands down, no contest.

    I am drooling.

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    Denae says:

    Oh, this is so tough. I think I will have to go with Donnie – he seems more approachable, and I prefer his acting.

    But, can I just have them both, please??

  13. 13

    I’m a full on Marky Mark girl. All the way. Le sigh. So dreamy.

    Plus, he’s way :) smilier :) than Donnie, which I love.

  14. 14
    Janelle says:

    MARK! Hands down. Stunningly hot!

  15. 15
    Bri says:

    Mark by far!!

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    Lauren says:

    Mark Wahlberg. Hands down, no one more attractive ever. Well I’ll say my boyfriend but thats because I have to. Plus when his shirt is off he is perfection, Fighter was ridiculous for this reason alone. He’s the only person on my list. MarkyMark all the way

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    In high school we won some sort of radio contest and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch played in our gym. There was a rumor that one of the girls a grade ahead of me hooked up with him, and I’m still jealous to this day if it’s true.

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    Jennifer says:

    Mark Wahlberg

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    S JAMISON says:

    MARK ALLLLLLL THE WAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

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    Sandra says:

    They both just keep getting better as they get older…
    I’ve always been a Jordan’s girl – but since the last tours developed a serious Donnie infatuation. So I vote for Donnie and his fabulous abs.

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      Anna says:

      I have to agree with Sandra. They do both keep getting better as they get older. But Mark and his Calvins get every time.

  21. 21
    LaurieJ says:

    Mark!!

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    Meg F. says:

    No contest -Mark!

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    Elizabeth L in Apex, NC says:

    I have to go for Donnie! I just can’t get over the fact that Mark was so violent in his youth and ended up going to prison. He paid his debt, turned his back on it and grew the heck up, thankfully. But every time I see him – even in those Calvin Kleins – that’s the first thing I see.

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    Jenelle says:

    Hands down – Mark!!! Donnie was cute in his New Kids days but Mark has aged more gracefully.

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    Stacy says:

    MARK!!!!!!

  27. 27

    Mark, of course! Even if he’s not wearing those Calvin’s… kidding!

  28. 28
    Charlotte says:

    Oh I love them both, but I loved Donny in Band of Brothers so Donny wins for me!

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    Theresa says:

    I love them both – but I have to go with Mark.

  30. 30
    Kaycee says:

    Mark!!!!

    Donnie is great in Blue Bloods.

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    Heidi says:

    MARK ALL THE WAY!!!

  32. 32
    Kimberly says:

    Mark for sure, however Donnie sure did get hotter as he got older! hm….

  33. 33
    Alison says:

    Mark is def hotter. But my heart belongs to Donnie…he was my fave NKOTB and I kissed his poster every night before bed.

  34. 34
    Tara says:

    Hmmm, I thought I had my mind made up too, but Donnie gets his cute on. However, I know what’s under Mark’s pristine suits. Wowza! Have you seen Date Night? Mmhmm, mmhmm… he still looks that Calvin add (maybe better) plus it was (can I say “hella” on here?) funny. So Mark gets my vote afterall.

  35. 35
    Georgia says:

    I love watching Donnie on Blue Bloods on CBS. I wonder if Marky Mark had not done the Calvin if he would be so “popular?”

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    Paula Chaffin says:

    Why do you have to make this so hard? I would have to say Donnie!!

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    Karen says:

    When I started reading your post I thought it’d be DONNY for sure. Then I looked at the pictures … both are SO fine! Finally I read the comments … I LOVE DONNY on Blue Bloods and I’m going with him. He has a look with those bedroom eyes that just melts me (and I’m OLD, but not dead)! lol PS: Mark was Live with Kelly this morning and I enjoyed seeing him … but I’m still voting for DONNY!!!

  38. 38
    Melissa says:

    Donnie scared the crap outta me in NKOTB. Seriously thought he’d ax murder me in the night!! But once I saw him in The Sixth Sense, I was so proud of him, the he stole my heart in Band of Brothers. I vote for DONNIE!!

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    Cheryl says:

    Mark, for sure…

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    Cassie Tucker says:

    If you had asked me in the 90′s I would have said Marky Mark, cause I do love those “good vibrations”. If you would have asked me in the early 2000′s I still would have said Mark, cause Donnie’s career hadn’t really taken off yet and Mark was hitting it big with all those prime roles. If you were to ask me now? I would have to say that after watching him in Saw, Rizzoli & Isles, Blue Bloods, and THEN seeing one of the newer NKOTB videos (you know they’ve gotten back together and released some “mature” songs now) I would have to say that Donnie wins for me. He has the longer and steadier career that seems to keep going. And while he seems to always play cop he plays them so differently that you can tell that he has a good acting range. Now Mark could come out with a few movies in the next year or so that may sway me back, I have my eye on Contraband and Broken City, but for right now it’s all about Donnie.

  42. 42
    Jess says:

    Mark. There is no doubt in my mind that Mark is going to take this one!!

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    suzi says:

    When I was younger I was SUPER twisted between the two.. Mark when he was Marky Mark. Now im more partial to Donnie just because I know him now =)

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    Tammy T says:

    Mark all the way. Loved him since the Calvin days (with that bod who would not) and now as a family man.

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    Nicki says:

    Marky Mark! He’s a funky bunch all by himself, don’t you think?

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    Kasey says:

    Not only is mark gorgeous he’s a fabulous actor and has made some really great flicks. My vote is for Mark!

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    Rachel says:

    Marky Mark and those Calvins!

  49. 49

    No contest…Marky…er…Mark for sure.
    Particularly because he has made fun of his somewhat repetitive acting style on SNL. “Hey dog/donkey…say hi to your mother for me.” Of course finding the original skit it near impossible but sooo funny!

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    Aggie says:

    This is a tough one! Donnie is great, but Mark has my vote!

  51. 51
    Kelly A says:

    Mark.
    Oh, and Mark. :)

  52. 52
    Sheena Cooper says:

    Mark for sure :)

  53. 53
    Morgan says:

    Hmmmmmmmm Donnie.
    He’s cute =).

  54. 54
    Lydia says:

    Mark!! Donnie isn’t bad, but Mark is the winner!

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    Stacy K. says:

    No more pants dropping? Have you not seen the movie Boogie Nights? That’s a whole lotta pants dropping! Mark gets my vote and a great big RAWR. ;-)

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    Bree says:

    Okay… now thats just not fair… how can you post Mr. Mark in a calvin ad and not find a compairable of Donny?

    Of COURSE the ladies prefer the hottness of the *ahem* younger brother.

    My vote… Mark. Cuz like i said before… Yumm-O

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    Jennifer says:

    Marky Mark for sure! I do love Donnie in Blue Bloods (my fave show), but Mark is just too hot. He is the epitome of YUMMY!!

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    Suzi says:

    No comparison…Mark Wahlberg is pure perfection!

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    Ann says:

    Mark! But you could put him up against pretty much ANYONE and he’d win it for me!!

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    Stephanie says:

    Marky Mark for the rest of my life…he’s given me good vibrations since day one. (derrrr)
    mmmmmmmmmmm Boston accentssss

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