Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3

This is the final one.  The end.

The reunion has been dragged out for 3 episodes.  I mean, I can’t say that I didn’t enjoy them, but this has really been the season that will never end.

At one point they flashed back to when they were visiting Camille’s Colorado house and I felt like I might have watched that in 1988.

 

So back to this week.

We opened right where we left off with the ladies sitting around the couches…separated by alliance.

 

Taylor was still answering questions from Andy.  She was quite candid, actually.  Too candid you might say.  But she did just write a book about her situation, sooo…

Here’s my opinion on that.  I think she has every right to write a book about her story.  She was abused. Unfortunately, there are people who are able to relate to her situation.

But.  Her husband just died.  Not even a year ago.  It doesn’t sound like the investigation into his death is yet over.

What’s the wait time on things like this?

It kinda seemed a little too soon, if you ask me….but no one did, so…

 

Next up Dana joins the ladies.

Dana, poor Dana.

First up he showed Andy her expletive laden shoes, showing just how classy she really is.  Funny how the ladies thought her shoes were hilarious, yet if Brandi had worn the same ones there would have been gasps at just how crass she is.

However when they zoomed in on her shoes the cameras inevitably caught her crackity cracked, sunless tanned heels.  You would think that anyone who can afford $25,000 sunglasses could afford a quick $35 pedi.

There is next a “best of Dana” montage.  I loved every single second and only kinda wished Dana had been on more.  Her desperate need to be accepted was completely uncomfortable and hilarious all at the same time.

 

Andy called her out on her oddball insecurities to which she gave some really weird childhood explanation that didn’t add up.  How her mom was poor and her dad was rich and she was a poor/rich person who didn’t know who to identify with.  She apparently went to school with a group of kids who had eleventy thousand Benetton sweaters, so I can see how that can make you a little jealous.  All those colors.

BUT she tells Andy how she’s not going to stop being a suck up because “that’s how she rolls”.  Mmmkay.  Not sure what to say.

 

We are then joined by all the husbands.  Ken rocks a purple suit with a skinny tie.  Love that.  Beyond that not much else happens.  Except Taylor tried to get in on the action because she feels like she hasn’t had enough air time.  She tells everyone how she gained 10 pounds and that she can’t gain anymore because she’s an “apple” not a “pear” and all the weight will go to her stomach.

Finally the moment we have all been waiting for.  The interview with Kim fresh out of rehab.

She looked good.  She had gained a little weight, which along with the good lighting from the Bravo professionals made her face look much nicer.

Now I am not gonna say too much about this portion of the reunion show because I am thinking that maybe, just maybe, Kim needs to go BACK to rehab.

I know you are all thinking it.  She was hiiiiiiiiigh. 

 

I am certainly not a drug expert but I’m thinking that if you can’t fully open your eyes and your speech is slurred, maybe you’re taking too much?

I really just wish there was a thought bubble above Andy’s head. I was desperate to know what he was thinking throughout the talk.

 

One high note, though, it seems as she sad goodbye to her little Troll doll.  So hopefully my tv won’t be junked up with his face next season.

 

With that said I truly hope that Kim does get the help she needs.

 

So there you have it.

The end of RHBH Season2.

Favorite moments?

Thoughts on the reunion?

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Comments

  1. 1

    You might think it is the end….but aren’t they doing the “lost footage” episode? It really is NEVER going to end.

  2. 2
    Celestine says:

    I’m sick of Kim the Loser and Kyle the Enabler and wish they would leave the show. When Kim said that Brandi needs to apologize to her entire family I lost it. It’s REAL housewives, not “we’re only going to show you our good sides housewives”. Hypocrites!

  3. 3

    That whole Kim interview left me a little uncomfortable. And sad.

    And can I just say that I love Paul? And Ken. And that I wish that Andy would have asked why Kim called Maurico “Maurice” all season?

    And did Dana say something like, “I built my own college?” What does that mean?!?!

  4. 4
    Hayley says:

    Oh jeez. This reunion was one big, uncomfortable three hours of my life I’ll never get back. Kim annoys me. She needs to put the bottle(s) down, never adopt a puppy or a kitty and take responsibility for the fact that she’s a drug addict. I don’t believe the “I’m an alcoholic” bit meant anything which was sad, because she’s clearly still on something. And I reaaaallllly hated that she told Kyle “well you put ME through a lot.” Having alcoholics in my own family, I think I can say that if one of them told ME that we put them through a lot, I would punch them in the face. I don’t particularly like Kyle for several reasons but it definitely isn’t Kyle’s fault that Kim is an addict. These ladies are whack and giving us California girls a bad name. Next season should focus on Brandi bitching everyone out.

  5. 5
    SaraJ says:

    Wow, Kim needs to check back in. I could barely watch her, it was soooo uncomfortable. Poor “Troll”

  6. 6
    Patti says:

    I look so foward to your reviews…probably because I totally agree with you! I actually felt uncomfortable watching Kim do her interview. I felt the same way, obviously you are over medicated or had a few to take care of the nerves. I have to also say, that I realize Taylor was a victim of abuse, but losing the man she claims to have loved (even with the abuse), she had no problem cranking out a book. It’s funny how my feelings have changed about the ladies. I used to really like Kyle, now I find her annoying and phoney. I did not like Brandi in the beginning, but really like her now and think she is one of the few who is actually honest. I’m not sure what exactly happend with Adrienne. I used to think she was the nice one and level headed, but it appears she is also a bit of a trouble maker. I totally like Camille this year (hated her last year) And…I felt sorry for Lisa. Why was everyone ganging up on her?? Oh well….we’ll have to see next season. Thanks for all the laughs!

  7. 7

    I’m totally going to miss your reviews… until next season : )

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