So the arguing continues…
Can you even believe that Teresa is a real person? At this point, I am really wondering. I just don’t know how someone can be so disconnected from reality. And I feel like the more they fight, the more that validates her crazy. It’s a vicious Jersey cycle.
We started with Rosie screaming in the background still and Teresa pretending like she didn’t have any idea who could be yelling.
Kathy was like, “Duh, you know who’s yelling” but honestly I am having trouble hearing any of Kathy’s words because of her new face. I’m gonna say it..I don’t like it. Not even a little.
When Rosie is finally allowed to come out and sit on the couch Andy leads us through a lovely montage of Rosie and Kathy’s relationship. Which Teresa instantly tries to turn sour by alluding to the fact that Kathy wasn’t accepting of Rosie’s lifestyle, while SHE was completely loving and understanding. If ever there is a way that Teresa can turn the conversation back to herself she will. It’s kind of amazing to watch, honestly.
Next Andy touches on Melissa’s pop start career and asks how it is going. She lets everyone know that she is releasing a new single and that it will be awesome. Andy goes on to talk about Beatstock and shows us some footage on the Guidice’s in the limo before the event…Gia mocking Melissa saying how she lip-synchs and Milania saying how she hates Melissa.
Teresa tried to justify the lip-synching comments by saying that she has never heard Melissa sing..so Melissa sings a few lines.
Then Teresa says that it’s not enough, she needs to sing an ENTIRE song, so she can really hear her voice. OMG.
THEN she goes onto say that Melissa wrote On Display about HER!!! I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.
Finally she goes to the coffee table and starts bowing down, which was confusing and disturbing and I have no idea what it was about.
Next up…the moment I had been waiting for…Juicy Joe comes out and makes an appearance. After the obligatory nose pick and Red Bull chug he goes on to answer questions about the infamous phone call in Napa.
Andy asks him about it and he says that he was talking to an “old friend” named “Albie”. Andy Cohen sitting there with his mouth hanging open after that explanation was HILARIOUS!
And THEN he said that Albie handed the phone to a Spanish speaking pizza delivery guy…because Albie couldn’t order Spanish pizza? I have no idea.
Joe went on to say that id he was talking to a girlfriend he would have enough sense to throw his mic-pack in the bushes. Really now Joe? Because you called your wife some serious names and didn’t have the sense to take your mic-pack off. Names that you SWEAR aren’t even in your vocabulary.
Long story short, nothing was explained, it didn’t make any sense and Teresa sat stoic, defending him the whole time.
The whole thing lead Jacqueline to lose her mind temporarily and call Joe out on other dalliances, which Teresa and Joe completely denied…
It was awkward and Jacqueline came off looking flustered, but I totally believe her.
Next week the other husbands come out and join the fun…can’t wait to hear from Richie!
Kristan and I totally want to hear you thoughts on this whole spectacle…Let’s open up the discussion in the comments section and we will respond and continue the conversation there…
I mean how disconnected is Teresa to reality?
Do you think Melissa is really moving to get away from Teresa?
WHY did Kathy do that to her face????
Why does Teresa stay with Joe?
I just cannot even believe this is real and I kinda feel sorry for the normal, sane ones of the bunch (ie: everyone BUT Teresa) because how frustrating and headache inducing would it be to have to sit there and listen to that crazy? They had to be doing some serious drinking between takes, there’s no other way they could’ve survived. I mean, can you even imagine how high blood pressures were?!?
Here are my thoughts: Teresa is CUH-RAZY, I cannot even wrap my head around how she can say some of those things with a straight face. I mean, seriously? I just want to punch Juicy Joe in the face…repeatedly because EWWWWWWW and also why is she staying with him? It can’t be for the money. But then again she’s so delusional and out of her mind that maybe she actually doesn’t see what the rest of mankind sees. And yes, I think Melissa is moving to get away from Teresa, and honestly, who could blame her? I’d be moving to California if I were her, as far away as possible. It struck me last night that Teresa was not always this bad, sure she had a few crazy moments now and again in previous seasons but NOTHING compared to how she is now. What on earth happened? I would LOVE to sit down over coffee with Caroline and Jacqueline and get the REAL scoop because I have a feeling there’s SO much more to it. Speaking of Caroline, I thought she came off as a class act especially in part 2, trying to mediate, trying to talk rationally and calmly to Teresa, and just not LOSING HER MIND in general. Her commentary when the spotlight is not on her also slay me. I cannot wait til next week.
I have to say I bet the REAL version is WAY juicier too!
I think Teresa and Joe Guidice deserve each other……..Teresa has completely lost her mind and thinks every single thing is all about her………Joe…well, I just don’t have the words for him. He is such a loser!!
Poor Kathy, I think she should have stayed away from the plastic surgeon…..she was pretty just the way she was, now, she just doesn’t look right any more.
Now Jacqueline…..I think she was just trying to get as much dirt out about Teresa and Joe in the shortest amount of time……she has hit her limit and she is done with Teresa and her “poor pitiful me” routine. I am looking forward to Part 3 when the other hubbies join the fray!!
I really do feel sorry for Melissa because she was actually trying her best to make it work with the two families and Teresa just couldn’t get along………….
Looking forward to Part 3 and the trashy Kim D!! The fur should really be flying next week!!
I agree with you about Jacqueline..Just trying to get it all out there!
I seriously am wondering if T has an Undiagnosed mental disorder. One that keeps her from seeing reality….because dayum. Joe’s explanation of the call was so fake, honestly, to me it didn’t even look like he believed what he was saying. And yes, I think Melissa moved(ing) to get the heck away from the crazy. Yet again, Caroline Was trying to get T to see reality, trying to moderate, but it did no good. I was so happy to hear Lauren backstage trying to talk Rosie off the ledge. I made me realize just how great of a job Caroline Did in raising her kids. Kathy’s nose is distracting for sure. I can’t wait for next week!!!!
Yeah, hearing Lauren talking to Rosie was good…
I just wonder if Teresa watches these shows? I just don’t understand how you could and not see what we see. She’s totally crazy
How are they going to top this next season? Too much craziness!
I have no idea..do we know if everyone is coming back for next season?
Obviously Teresa has always been a bit disconnected from reality this episode brought it to a whole new level. I always assumed she knew she was lying but I’m almost starting to think she truly believes all her own lies. The fact that she insisted On Display was written about her and was SO sure of it, was INSANE. I sat on my couch with my mouth hanging open and almost ready to rewind the episode to make sure I heard it right. Crazy!
I think she believes her own lies too. Like really believes them. It’s sad. Total sociopath.
Another reunion show that my husband can’t wait for me to get home from work on Monday to watch. Again, he watched the DVR while I was at work and had the whole show’s synopsis down to every detail. He keeps asking me when the next season comes on. And honestly I don’t believe there is going to be a next season; no one has mentioned one. (The guy cracks me up.)
OY VEY. Poor Melissa having to “prove” that she can actually sing to Teresa was ridiculous. I mean, have we ever seen Teresa make the recipes in “her” cookbooks? The girl can’t even pronounce the words ingredients or cumin (or naplam). I’ve seen Kathy cooking up a storm at her place…just sayin’.
Joe was a mess and clearly uncomfortable. I’m sure the only reason he was there was to collect his final check (even though he claims to make a shizzload).
Looking forward to trashy Kim D’s appearance next week. And I’m hoping that Joe Gorga finally says what’s on his mind instead of sucking up to his loser sister again.
SO looking forward to Kim D!
Yeah I don’t know how there will be a next season..I mean last year’s reunion was filmed during the filming of this season and they didn’t mention it at all, and even that they all said they hadn’t seen Teresa since the fashion show, so not sure about next year!
What a show! When Joe thanked Andy for airing the scene of him on the phone with his girlfriend in the vineyard because it “cost him a lot of money” in jewelry, I wanted to clunk Joe and Theresa’s heads together! So I guess if her husband buys her diamonds, Theresa will pretend that he’s not lying and cheating on her?!? Yikes! And I agree with you that the plastic surgery didn’t improve on Kathy’s looks. Her old nose gave her face character. Now she looks weird to me. Can’t wait for next week!
Oh yes, the jewelry! I truly don’t understand those people…
And it was so great on last week how she was trying to make it seem like Joe could pick up so many women in a bar…I mean WHO WANTS THEIR HUSBAND TO PICK UP WOMEN?!?!?
Love the Real Housewives –My favorite guilty pleasure! I agree about Kathy’s new face. The old one was much better. And Teresa is either way crazy or way a bitch.
To let your husband call you the “c” word- and then accept jewelry to buy your silence makes me totally disgusted. I didn’t believe one word that Juicy said and just waiting to hear him explain that phone call made me anxious and uncomfortable!!
Can’t wait for the other husbands to come on!!
What I don’t get is how Joe tried to act like he remembered that he was wearing the mic and that it was on…but if that is the case, was he really willing to call his wife that on television? Please. Teresa needs to get a clue.
Is it just me, or was it crazy that Juicy and Teresa were alluding to how much money they both make… for Joe to be able to buy those blood diamonds for using the c-word and how he brings home his own bacon… yet there was just recently all the bankruptcy b’niss for the Guidices? Those two clearly live in their own world.
My favorite part of the Jersey franchise was last season when we got to see how they all celebrated the holidays. All the food and family time, even with a bit of drama sprinkled in (was that when Joe rented the mechanical bull?), was so entertaining. I still remember Kathy’s dessert table at Thanksgiving… so impressive.
I think joe cheats and calls her names but what I don’t understand is how everyone is saying T lives in her own little world. If it were one of us going through that situation we wouldn’t be quick to tell everyone and certainly not national television. I think she’s trying to hold it together for her children and for the sake of “for better or for worse.” Of course she isn’t going to come on a nationally televised show and say, “look how my life is crumbling around me and my husband is a jerk.” Just my opinion though.
I need a xanex every time I watch this show! They (Teresa) stresses me yet I keep watching. I feel sorry for her girls. Their mother is off her rocker & their father is, well….we all know! T’s life might be a huge mess but coming across as a crazed maniac will do her children no good in the long run!