So the arguing continues…
Can you even believe that Teresa is a real person? At this point, I am really wondering. I just don’t know how someone can be so disconnected from reality. And I feel like the more they fight, the more that validates her crazy. It’s a vicious Jersey cycle.
We started with Rosie screaming in the background still and Teresa pretending like she didn’t have any idea who could be yelling.
Kathy was like, “Duh, you know who’s yelling” but honestly I am having trouble hearing any of Kathy’s words because of her new face. I’m gonna say it..I don’t like it. Not even a little.
When Rosie is finally allowed to come out and sit on the couch Andy leads us through a lovely montage of Rosie and Kathy’s relationship. Which Teresa instantly tries to turn sour by alluding to the fact that Kathy wasn’t accepting of Rosie’s lifestyle, while SHE was completely loving and understanding. If ever there is a way that Teresa can turn the conversation back to herself she will. It’s kind of amazing to watch, honestly.
Next Andy touches on Melissa’s pop start career and asks how it is going. She lets everyone know that she is releasing a new single and that it will be awesome. Andy goes on to talk about Beatstock and shows us some footage on the Guidice’s in the limo before the event…Gia mocking Melissa saying how she lip-synchs and Milania saying how she hates Melissa.
Teresa tried to justify the lip-synching comments by saying that she has never heard Melissa sing..so Melissa sings a few lines.
Then Teresa says that it’s not enough, she needs to sing an ENTIRE song, so she can really hear her voice. OMG.
THEN she goes onto say that Melissa wrote On Display about HER!!! I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.
Finally she goes to the coffee table and starts bowing down, which was confusing and disturbing and I have no idea what it was about.
Next up…the moment I had been waiting for…Juicy Joe comes out and makes an appearance. After the obligatory nose pick and Red Bull chug he goes on to answer questions about the infamous phone call in Napa.
Andy asks him about it and he says that he was talking to an “old friend” named “Albie”. Andy Cohen sitting there with his mouth hanging open after that explanation was HILARIOUS!
And THEN he said that Albie handed the phone to a Spanish speaking pizza delivery guy…because Albie couldn’t order Spanish pizza? I have no idea.
Joe went on to say that id he was talking to a girlfriend he would have enough sense to throw his mic-pack in the bushes. Really now Joe? Because you called your wife some serious names and didn’t have the sense to take your mic-pack off. Names that you SWEAR aren’t even in your vocabulary.
Long story short, nothing was explained, it didn’t make any sense and Teresa sat stoic, defending him the whole time.
The whole thing lead Jacqueline to lose her mind temporarily and call Joe out on other dalliances, which Teresa and Joe completely denied…
It was awkward and Jacqueline came off looking flustered, but I totally believe her.
Next week the other husbands come out and join the fun…can’t wait to hear from Richie!
Kristan and I totally want to hear you thoughts on this whole spectacle…Let’s open up the discussion in the comments section and we will respond and continue the conversation there…
I mean how disconnected is Teresa to reality?
Do you think Melissa is really moving to get away from Teresa?
WHY did Kathy do that to her face????
Why does Teresa stay with Joe?