Whatta Man Monday ~ Halle Berry Edition

Good Monday to ya!

We’re gonna hit on a pop culture happening this week in the Whatta Man arena.

While many of us were sleeping off our turkey comas there was trouble a-brewin’ in Hollywood.


Apparently the men in Halle Berry’s life decided to duke it out.  The men being Gabriel Aubry, her humina-hot ex, and Olivier Martinez, her fancy French fiance. (any chance at alliteration, people).

I am not entirely sure what the fight was over, but recently Halle and Martinez had decided to move to France, and Aubry put his foot down, not wanting their daughter, Nahla, to be that far away from him, as he resides in LA, I think.

Anyway, the judge ruled in Aubry’s favor, keeping Berry and her Frenchman in the States.  According to US Weekly, the couple was disappointed at the ruling.  I’m thinking they might have been a little more than disappointed, seeing as how the weekends events transpired.

Allegedly Aubry pushed Martinez and then the fists started flying leaving Aubry’s face to look like this.  Which is kind of a travesty.

Anyway, seeing as how both these guys are uber-hot, let’s forget the Boom Boom Mancini action and judge them solely on looks.

Gabriel Aubry vs Olivier Martinez

Berry obviously likes her men caliente.

Let’s take a gander, pre-swelling…

Nothing wrong with that.

Here they are more casual…

We’ll forgive Martinez the red leather jacket…just this once.

And of course the black and white.  Gotta have the black and white.
And let’s look at another one, just to be sure…

Ok, got it.

And in a suit, well…

Clear winner, I’d say.


A little chest hair never hurt anyone.

Who’s your favorite?  Let’s let these boys battle it out here, instead of in the driveway of Berry’s home.  Much more civilized.

ps ~ Luke Bryan beat Jake Owen last week.  Looks like you ladies like a nice set of pearly white choppers!

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  1. 1
    Melissa says:

    Martinez, after all, I do love a man with a sexy accent. & have you seen him in the movie Unfaithful?? YUMMMM!!

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    Joycelyn says:

    Eek…one where I don’t have an opinion! How weird. I have seen photos of both where they are appealing, but neither floats my boat. And the whole thanksgiving brawl really turns me off so I will abstain this week.

  3. 3
    Heather says:

    I think that I’ll have to go with Aubry, though Martinez is nothing to sneeze at! That last pic put me over the edge!

  4. 4
    Leslie says:

    Gabriel for sure

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    carol says:


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    Barbara says:

    Definitely Aubrey!

  7. 7
    Jen Grimm says:

    Gabriel Aubry is a hottie!

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    CV says:

    Aubry might be the most beautiful man in the world…pre-black eye that is ;) For the record… I’m gonna say ol Gabe was provoked.

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    Mona says:

    Definitely Gabriel Aubry

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    Maggie says:

    Aubry! I’m still frosty towards Maritnez because of the movie Unfaithful. That whole film gave me a tummy ache.

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    Gabriel for sure. I’m also gonna go out on a limb and say that I think that whole fight situation was a set up. Pret-ty sure Halle Barry is a HOT CRAZY MESS.

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    Erin F. says:

    Eh, I’m very disappointed in Halle’s taste (or lack-thereof!) in “men.” She really needs to take a lesson from Reece Witherspoon! That said, if I had to pick one of these, I guess I would have to say… Olivier.


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