Whatta Man Monday ~ Taylor Swift’s Exes Edition

It’s Monday again!

This week’s Whatta Man is getting ugly…

We’re gonna pit two of Taylor Swift’s most famous exes against each other…


Last week James McEvoy was your “James” of choice…which was nothing less than shocking.  SHOCKING!

But I guess you guys don’t like your men with a side or smarm, so…


But back to this week.  Taylor Swift has famously dated a few well known people.  So we though, why not see which one should have stuck around a little bit longer.

John Mayer vs Jake Gyllenhaal

Both are older than Taylor, and seem to be completely different.

Jake seems like a nice guy, while John is notorious for being a d-bag.  But bad boys do seem to attract the ladies :)

John looks pretty good in black and white…don’t you think?


But they have both made some odd choices with facial hair.

Jake definitely grows a better beard…

John’s is a little..well..patchy…

But he makes up for his facial hair with his guitar…

Kinda sesssy…

And let’s look at the black and white again…

I mean…

They have both tried the shaved head look too…

But really…good hair, don’t care…

Ok, one more black and white.

I can’t take it…


So who’s your favorite T-Swift ex?

Please no Taylor Lautner or Joe Jonas answers…focus, ladies.

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  1. 1
    Holly says:

    Most definitely Jake. John is just not attractive, guitar or not. Plus he’s a huge jack wagon! :o)

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    Norma says:

    Barf! How can one choose? Not a fan of either. But I’ll choose Jake simply because you showed some chest hair up there and I like a furry man. :)

  3. 3
    Jamie says:

    Definitely John Mayer. I mean, yeah, he’s known as a d-bag, but completely makes up for it with the guitar ;)

  4. 4
    leighann says:

    john mayer…..he is such a sexy d-bag

  5. 5

    Absolutely Jake. John is kind of weird and sleazy.

  6. 6
    Erin F. says:

    No question about it, Jake!! Although, I call him Jakey, we’re tight like that. ;)

  7. 7
    Tammy T says:

    Jake! Love the smile.

  8. 8

    This hardly seems like a contest, I mean JAKE all the way. I will never understand why he and Taylor are never EVER EVER getting back together. I’m sorry I went there. :) She should’ve hung on to him is all I’m sayin.

  9. 9
    carol says:

    Jake…no doubt!

  10. 10

    I guess I’m too old to go for the bad boys anymore. :-) Jake, all the way!

  11. 11
    Lindsay S says:

    Jake. Duh.

  12. 12
    Mandi says:

    There is no comparrison! Most definately Jake is the better looking of the two.

  13. 13
    Carla says:

    Definitely Jake .. John has never done anything for me!

  14. 14
    Kim says:

    totally Jake.

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    Becky says:

    Jake. John is just too sleazy for my taste!

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    Leslie says:

    Oh Jake is going to demolish John, John is just dirty. Jake is a slice of heaven, he gets my vote!

  17. 17
    Kelly says:

    Jake!! He is delicious! John is an a**hat.

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    Heather says:

    Jake. John Mayer is a huge d-bag!

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    keri wamboldt says:


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    Ruth D says:

    Gotta be Jake because John is a huge d-wad.

  21. 21
    Leslie S. says:

    Love the Tattoos….but John just doesn’t make it over Jake!! Love Jake G.!!!

  22. 22
    Heather says:

    I’m hoping Joe and Taylor will be in the next round – I def. would have picked them! But based solely on hotness, I’d say John ALL THE WAY! Jake has a skinny long face that I don’t find attractive (which is ironic, because almost every single week one of the competitors has one). :). Although if you ever see John perform, he does some weird stuff with his face when he sings…

  23. 23
    Sarah E says:

    Jake – ten times over!

    John is not only completely sleazy and a huge a$$hole, have you seen the faces he makes while he sings that garbage he “calls” music???? EW. Jake is adorable and funny – down to earth – doesn’t kiss and tell. No girl should be with a guy like John. Ever. Ever ever.

  24. 24
    missy says:

    Jake for sure….dont think i could have chosen between jake and joe!

  25. 25
    Mona says:

    Definitely Jake!

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    Janet says:

    Jake, Jake, and more Jake!

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    Joycelyn says:

    Jake. Simply for a few pictures I have seen with he and his neice, Ramona….too cute. Well and for a couple of the pictures above, yeah, defenitely jake!

    Plus John really does sem like an a-hole.

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    rescie says:

    Jake Gyllenhaal, without a doubt, John has proven himself to be an a**hole in so many ways with so many people that I’m amazed he’s even in the spread. What was the song she wrote when she dumped him (or he dumped her?)

  30. 30
    Jennifer says:

    Hmmm… I was always creeped out by John, but never knew it was a whole thing that he is a jerk. Jake is just plain adorbs.

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    Brook P. says:

    Jake…Love and Other Drugs. The End.

  32. 32
    Elizabeth says:

    Jake please.

  33. 33
    Jennifer says:

    Jake!! Love him!

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    Terry says:

    ♥JAKE♥JAKE♥JAKE♥JAKE♥…and more ♥JAKE

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    Niki Luna says:

    Jake all the way!!!! Hottie hottie!!! Gag on John!

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    CJ says:

    It has to be Jake. John Mayer is gross.

  38. 38
    Becca says:

    Jake. He is my boo.

  39. 39
    Holly says:

    Jake, he reminds me of “the boy next door”. Well at least the boy I would like to have to look at next door…

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    Carley says:

    Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake!!!!! I mean come on it’s Jake Gyllenhaal

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    Wendi says:

    Jake! Smile and inner beauty always always ALWAYS trumps any other kind of sexy. I mean, how’s he gonna treat you?

  42. 42

    Jake. Jake. Jake! All day. Everyday. JAKE!!!

  43. 43
    dawne says:

    jake. john is so creepy i just don’t see the alure ;)

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    Nikki says:

    No contest. Jake!

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    SNancyKat says:

    Jake for sure! Although I REALLY like John Mayer’s music and his voice, like so many have said; he’s a douch-bag. I feel the same about him as I do about Creed; I really, really, really enjoy the music, but alone, in my car and don’t brag to anyone about it.

    Jake is cute and cool and omg, Brokeback Mountain??? I cried. He was so good in that movie.

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    McKenna says:

    Although he clearly doesn’t need my vote to win, JAKE.

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