I am starting to question our relationship at the most basic level.
The last week or so we have taken a second look at all our Whatta Man winners over the past year.
I’m talking major hotties … Channing Tatum, Joseph Gordan Levitt, TOM HARDY, RYANNNN GOSSSSLINNNGGGG.
And you guys have officially killed me.
In Part One of our Hotty McHottieness Contest 2012 you girls chose Damon aka Ian Somerhalder. Which I suppose I get. I mean, the eyes, the smolder…fine. But may I ask you Vampire Diary ladies, have you ever noticed he has lady hands? I mean, the amount they flash that ring he wears I can’t see how you couldn’t have noticed. Just sayin.
Then in Part Two. Ladies. I am afraid that we might never recover from this one…you chose Nathan Fillion. What the Fillion?? Did any of you see that TOM HARDY WAS ON THAT LIST? Or JOE MAGANIELLO?? Or hell, even The BACKSTREET BOYS?
What am I missing? Doesn’t he seem a little dad-ish for HOTTEST GUY OF 2012???
When I look at Nathan I see a vanilla milkshake. Which is tasty and all, but not something that I would cheat on my diet for , if you know what I’m sayin…
So let’s do some side by side comparisons of your two picks. And please, try and convince me.
Whatta Man 2012 ~ Iam Somerhalder vs Nathan Fillion
So I know I have been a bit harsh on Nathan. I’ll try and be nice. Did I mention Tom Hardy was on the list?
I mean, I can see how he looks like a nice guy..in a neighborly sort of way. Do you think he drinks Metamucil? Ok, I kid.
Do you think he reads Reader’s Digest?
Sorry. Last one.
And of course I have to throw in a “Junk” Shot. PG-13, ladies.And finally a throw-back picture. We have to remember where they came from…Ian in the pageboy and Nathan in the rollerblades and shorty-shorts.
I’m kinda dying.
Now it’s up to you…Vampire Damon or Vanilla Milkshake Fillion?
Can we still be friends?