Hey ladies and gentlemen.
And by gentlemen I am talking to mine and Kristan’s husbands, who I am fairly sure are the only men reading this article, in support of us, obviously.
Or wait, yeah..even they might be sitting this one out…
So hey ladies!
Today we’re taking a trip to Hot-Town so grab your sweatband and an ice cold drink.
You’ll need it for sure!
But first last week Kevin Bacon eeked out Kevin James by just a few votes. Love a close race!
We’re gonna let the Calvin Klein Underwear models duke it out…tush to tush.
Marky Mark (that was his name back then), Antonio Saboto Jr, Kellan Lutz and New Guy from the Superbowl commercial (Matthew Terry)
So as you can see none of these men had trouble *ahem filling out their Calvins.
Marky is cute, ASJ is sahk-say, Lutz is like, “hey, what’s up?” and the new guy is a little angry?
Moving on, let’s look at them again in varying states of undress…
Lutz is relaxed, ASJ is seeing a dolphin in the distance, Marky is confused by the nekkid lady beside him and New Guy is rearching for stars! Or maybe doing a stretch. Whatever.
Moving on, these guys are all pretty happy…
Well, except New Guy, who doesn’t seem thrilled to be in his underwear while being artfully shadowed. Maybe his six pack is hungry?
Finally…
Marky might have a UTI, ASJ decided to pull his undies up a little higher than we’re used to seeing on men under the age of 80, Lutz is basically dropping trou…(you’ll have to google that one for the unedit) and New Guy is still pissed.
All in all they are smokin.
Who’s your favorite?
Mine starts with an “M” and ends with an “arky”…just sayin.
Antonio Sabato Jr sure looks sexy and Kellan Lutz is a cutie. New guy looks too pretty and I’m bothered by the lack of underarm hair. Men are supposed to have hair. But Marky Mark takes this one easily. He’s a hottie. Always has been, always will be. Love him!
Oh hey. Who won last week?
I normally never vote, but I couldn’t help myself this week. Kellan Lutz is such a hottie!!!!
Kellan Lutz!!
Marky Mark! No one compares!!
1. Marky Mark
2. Antonio Sabato Jr / Kellan Lutz
4. New dude who looks angry
Vampire wins for me. Look at Kellan Lutz’s adorable face…oh, you were looking somewhere else? He looks most approachable. And New Guy looks kinda scary. ASJ was never my favorite, even in the 80′s. Marky Mark ruins it for me with the grabing pic. All smoking hot, though, really. Thanks for making Mondays more bearable!
Marky Mark fo sho! Although Kellan Lutz is a close second.
No contest. I know my answer before I saw the rest of the nominess. Mark Wahlberg, hands down.
I am having a tough time with this one. I was leaning towards K. Lutz, but my heart says Marky-Mark. I’m gonna have to go with go with Mark…
Marky Mark gets my vote
I’m going to echo the chorus of Marky Marks, though Lutz is smoking, too. God, I love starting my Monday with this.
I’m gonna have to go with Kellen Lutz…Marky Mark is a close second though.
Marky Mark, pants down. Whoops, I mean hands down. When my husband gets home tonight I’m going to say “Marky Mark, pants down” as soon as he walks in the door. Pretty sure he’ll just shake his head and carry on…he’s pretty immune to my Mark Whalburg infatuation at this point.
Kellan Lutz!!! Team Emmett forever baby! ;0)
Marky Mark. My absolute favorite CK model ever!
Can I cast a negative vote? Can we vote that the new guy is super creepy? If I can’t use my vote to negate the new guy, then I will vote for Marky W
Marly mark and his funky bunch! He is soooo hot.
new guy is too creepy for me! marky mark gets my vote…
I have to go old school on this one and vote for Markey Mark. BTW- how cute was he presenting at the Oscars when he said “It’s a tie… no BS”
You neglected to list former Calvin Klein model Travis Fimmel as one of the choices. He is the clear winner here.
Wow, now those are some great looking shots (especially their unmentionable areas!!!) ! New guy has great abs but doesn’t seem to turn me on. ASJ has great looks but not my fave. Now Marky and Lutz have some very hot bods, but I think I have to go with Marky since he has been around for a longggg time and still looks great!
Marky Mark all day!!!! and night…..
Marky!! The new guy is scary.
Marky Mark.
Antonio!!!!
Mark Wahlberg has the decency to look a tad embarrassed, as they all should. (Although is that him grabbing his . . . . ?) My vote goes to Ewan McGregor, my current love-boat. But Mark gets my runner up vote. What happened to David Beckham? Don’t know whose underpants he wears because I wasn’t noticing the label but I was walking into Macy’s one day . . . and . . . OMG. They had a poster of him that . . . well, if you’ve seen it you’ll know exactly what I’m thinking.
Market Mark. He’s just…mmmmm… Always has been, always will be!
Marky Mark can show me his funky bunch!!!!!!
Marky Mark…he was a beauty then and he’s still hhhhhhhot…
Marky Mark can eat crackers in my bed any time.
I was going Marky mark till the grabbed crotch shot… freaked me out a bit… SO KELLEN it is!!!!! YUMMY
Marky Mark !
I will go with the new guy. He can scare me any day.
Marky Mark!
marky mark
Kellan Lutz
this is the only reason i love mondays anymore! but i have to go with Kellen!
Marky Mark still looks yummy!! And Kellen is a hottie!! TIE
Marky Mark!
While Antonio is a classic beauty… he just can’t help it…. I gotta go Kellan! I just think he is relatable…. or maybe just super hot
Marky Mark all the way. (with Antonio a close second)
Kellan Lutz!! But Marky Mark is a veeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyyyy close second.
Kellan Lutz!! (new guy is too creepy looking)
Mark would be second though
Markyyyy!! The new guy is way too serious!!