Domenick: Male, 6 feet 5 inches tall hailing from Phoenix, Arizona born and raised.

Hello, my name is Domenick. I am currently very not single, happily engaged to be wed early next year. I am father to one very handsome baby boy and a basset hound named Poe. I am currently employed as a trainer at a university out of Arizona.

I enjoy a myriad of things, and some of my favorite interests include: watching movies, writing, anime / Japanese films & culture, and video games (though I never seem to have time for any of them).

TURN ONS: Undie romps and ice cream sandwiches, intellectual conversations about vulgar things, playing an intense game of Scrabble, Cape-Cods (vodka, cranberry, and lime), money, food, and nappy time.

TURN OFFS: Manual Labor, 40 hour work weeks, smelly people, stupid people, people in general, and people who think Dustin and I are gay.

Movies: 12 Monkeys, Amelie, Dark Knight, Departed, Dr. Strangelove, Casablanca

Music: Sevendust, Evans Blue, Foo Fighters, Outkast, Velvet Revolver, Lacuna Coil, and Ben Harper

TV Shows: Arrested Development, Office, Dexter, Weeds, Extras, and the Ali G Show

Comedians: Ricky Gervais, Mitch Fatel, Simon Pegg, Mitch Hedberg (RIP), Katt Williams

Video Games: Resident Evil series, Uncharted, God of War series

Anime: Rurouni Kenshin, Bleach, Spriggan, Beck, Berserk, Great Teacher Onizuka, Full Metal Alchemist

Books: Catcher in the Rye, Confederacy of Dunces, Invisible Man, Fierce Invalids in Hot Climates, Edgar Allen Poe

Dustin: Male, 6ft 2.75in (I will lie and say 6′3”), red hair (red not ginger, I repeat, not ginger).

Seeking female companionship to goof-off with. Hopeless romantic that truly enjoys long walks. Currently resides in Phoenix, Arizona, but hails from Rochester Michigan.

That was my eHarmony file, and sadly, no hits! Just joking and thought I would put that out there just in case any available ladies were reading.

Hello everyone, my name is Dustin Johnson. I am 26 years old and I recently relocated to sunny Phoenix. It has been a rough transition. I lost a relationship from Michigan, but I got a better one back. I met my BFF Domenick, co-creator of this site. Domenick and I appear to be long lost brothers who get into quite a bit of shenanigans in our personal lives. I hope you like what you read. Interact with us as we will share all. Nothing will be left unsaid, even at the expense of one another. I look forward to hearing from all of you soon.

TURN ONS: Undie romps and ice cream sandwiches, Patrick Dempsey and Grey’s anatomy, romantic encounters, candlelight dinners, and super clean and sanitary places.

TURN OFFS: Public restrooms, manual Labor, 40 hour work weeks, women who are not romantic, women who burp and then laugh, Japanese Anime, and people who think Dome and I are gay.

HOBBIES: Naps (oh yes naps are amazing and I am good at them), movies of any sort, and also a specialist of high jinx and antics.

MUSIC: R&B and EMO (which Dome rags on me for all the time).

MOVIES: Comedies and romantic comedies (again Dome makes me fun of me all the time).

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2 Responses to “Bios”

  1. Trell Williams says:

    MAN YOU TWO ARE A PAIR HAHAH LOVE THE SITE. SEE YOU BOIZ AT THE JOB

  2. Hannahh says:

    well the rumors are true.
    my brother is a complete and total dork.
    evidence above.
    but that is why i love his face off.
    u boys make me giggle.
    see you later u red headed goof.

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