Cooler Than Mom Jeans, but Just as Comfortable
Here we are again, folks. Can you believe it? This season we get to watch as the single mom, Emily, from Brad's (2nd) season on her quest for a husband and a father to her daughter. We also get to watch Emily's teeth go along for the journey too. Those things are capped and white and pearly...just ready to find love. Let's … [Read more...]
This weeks episode opened with Kathy and Rich discussing what else? The Solstice party. As Kathy described the fight between Melissa and Teresa, Rich finally told his wife that he was over it. Kathy told him she felt bad for Teresa because she was going through tough times, to which Rich responded that Teresa doesn't ADMIT to any of these … [Read more...]
Let me preface this recap by saying this whole episode was a giant fail. Teresa's ability to be a normal human #fail Caroline's ability to support her daughter without giving her backhanded compliments #fail Juicy Joe's pull-ups #fail Kim "D"'s white dress #fail #fail Melissa's inability to rise above Teresa and walk away … [Read more...]
Episode 2 of RHONJ opened with Jaqueline's daughter Ashlee whining as she packed for Vegas. Not really my favorite way of opening up an episode, not to mention that the LAST thing Ashlee needs is more attention. Apparently being sent to Vegas is a real serious punishment, because Ashlee and her new face wasn't happy at all. … [Read more...]
Here we are again, guys. Who's ready for a new season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey? These ladies happen to be my favorite, maybe because I live in New Jersey... I just love the delicious mix of Godfather meets Jersey Shore. Season 4 opened up to a quick recap of last season's shenanigans... Teresa fights with her … [Read more...]
Shelly and I recently got an email from a reader asking for a Hunger Games review. It was something I hadn't considered yet, assuming that everyone has seen it by now...and then Shelly pointed out that she hadn't seen it yet either. And I just might have seen it twice last weekend. And one of those times, I might have … [Read more...]
It's finally over. While I am happy, because this season's Bachelor deserves a quick punch in the jaw, I always mourn The Bachelor when it's over. My life feels suddenly drama-light. I think I need to get into The Real Housewives of Orange County or something to balance things out. The whole first 2 hours of the show were … [Read more...]
The Women Tell All is usually my least favorite episode during The Bachelor season, but for once, I was really looking forward to it. ABC has hyped it up for quite some time now, even allowing Courtney to show up to defend herself (the first time one of the final two has been present for the taping). For me, the show didn't quuiiiite … [Read more...]
I will preface this all with saying thank the Lord this season is almost over. I am not sure how much more of this nonsense I can take. Of course I will hang in there, because, well, honestly we all know I live for this junk...but I do have to say this is the worst season in Bachelor history. So let's start at the … [Read more...]
This week was the much anticipated "Hometown Dates" episode. I have to say that I found this episode a little boring. I guess the women are much more interesting when they're crying in hot tubs and fighting for Ben's affection. However, a few interesting things did happen (but no hot tub crying...boo). Let's … [Read more...]
This is the final one. The end. The reunion has been dragged out for 3 episodes. I mean, I can't say that I didn't enjoy them, but this has really been the season that will never end. At one point they flashed back to when they were visiting Camille's Colorado house and I felt like I might have watched that in 1988. So back … [Read more...]
I will start this out by saying that I am dead. Death by "Courtney-annoyance" is what the death certificate will say. So the ghost of Shelly will be writing this post...I apologize in advance, girlfriend doesn't have anything left to lose, you know, being killed by annoyance and all. The episode began in Belize. We saw … [Read more...]
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