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Wednesday is here already, and I'm behind on my American Horror Recaps. It's the holidays, man. (From mid November to the end of December, anytime I am confronted with something I failed to do I just shake my head and say "it's the holidays..." it works every time) Since we've got two episodes to cover, I'm … [Read more...]
Last week's episode of American Horror finished telling us what happened to Tate. Sort of. It opened with Constance in The House (yes, the Dead House) begging the SWAT team not to kill her son Tate. So...another horror to add to the house history, yes? Geez, no wonder the darn thing is haunted. Through … [Read more...]
OK, this recap has taken me a while to write because it was Snooze-ville. El-Boring-o. Again, with the cut segments from Russell and Taylor's relationship they managed to fill an entire hour with the most boring events of the season. You'd think they could spread them out a little. It all started with an infomercial for Paul's plastic … [Read more...]
Last week's episode of American Horror was one of my favorites so far...and we learned A LOT about Tate. The episode started out with Ben and Vivian rushing home from the hospital to find that Violet isn't home. They immediately panic, but Violet calls her mom to let her know she's out with friends. Friends meaning her creepy ghost … [Read more...]
Ok, sorry this one has taken me so long to get up...Life sometimes has to come before the Housewives...I can't believe I just said that! Now, let's talk about Episode 8, the Spa Day episode. It all started harmless enough. One friend helping another. In this case it was Lisa helping Adrienne. The staging all seemed a bit bizarre, but … [Read more...]
The last two episodes of American Horror have done two things: #1 Explain the history of the house and why it is haunted and #2 Explain WHY the Harmon's don't just move (you know you've been asking yourself that question). Episode 3 started off with a flashback to 1983. And guess who was living in the house … [Read more...]
I fell a bit off the New Jersey Housewives bandwagon this season. Honestly, the change in cast threw the dynamic for me...because as much as I can't STAND Danielle....I REALLY loved not being able to stand her. I caught the first few episodes, missed a few in the middle, and then saw the last two. But when I heard that the Reunion … [Read more...]
This episode picked up exactly where the last left off. The women were all still at the Game Night from hell. Kyle and Kim were still pointing at Brandi, Dana was clutching Taylor and Camille was sitting trying to avoid eye contact at all costs, just happy to not be the focus of Kyle's wrath. Kyle kept harping on and on about Brandi's boy … [Read more...]
I'll admit that I put off watching American Horror Story this week. My husband has been out of town, and I've been too scared to watch it alone. But I finally worked up the nerve to watch it today (in the middle of the afternoon...in broad daylight) and I plan on canceling it out with lots of cheery cartoons before I go to … [Read more...]
So today we are thanking our new readers across the board for being so great! This has been an exciting week for us, launching this new site, so we wanted to say thanks over the internets but also in the form of cool stuff being delivered to your house. Because who doesn't love getting a package in the mail? Since this section of the site is … [Read more...]
Tonight's episode was all at once epic and uncomfortable. The RHOBH walks a fine line between icky and riveting, leaning more toward riveting. Some things you can only see on Bravo, and I love it. There was excess, sentimentality, laughs, awkward pauses and fighting. That, my friends, a well rounded show makes. We started with … [Read more...]
American Horror Story has all the elements of an awesome scary movie. Except, instead of watching it for two hours and being scared to pee alone for about a week until it sort of gets buried in your mind under Teen Mom reruns...it's on once a week for an hour. Just enough to keep you in a constant state of scaredness. … [Read more...]
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