This is the final one.  The end. The reunion has been dragged out for 3 episodes.  I mean, I can't say that I didn't enjoy them, but this has really been the season that will never end. At one point they flashed back to when they were visiting Camille's Colorado house and I felt like I might have watched that in 1988.   So back … [Read more...]

This whole entire episode was one giant build up.  The promos showed the ladies sitting on a Hawaiian Beach getting a call from Taylor telling them her marriage was over. This didn't happen until 50 minutes in.  I HATE when they do that to you...so now, the NEXT episode will be about the break up.  This week just announced the break up.  … [Read more...]

The infamous white party. The reappearance of Ken the Troll. Jen from Sober House. Kim on drugs. Fight by a limo.   These are the ingredients to a reality show, my friend.   Let's discuss. The episode opened to Paul fumbling around with the fax machine.  People don't fax anymore Paul, so don't even bother … [Read more...]

Cover your eyes people! This episode was about as scandalous as I have ever seen on any installment of The Real Housewives...there were nekkid butts, pumping, grinding and awkward girl on girl dancing.   Ok, so we start with Taylor and her BFF Lisa eating lunch together at, where else?  Villa Blanco. Taylor (sans eye makeup) … [Read more...]

Ok, I have some catching up to do.  I can't seem to get my act together this holiday season! While I am behind at writing the recaps, I am absolutely not behind on watching the episodes...and we haven't discussed some really good ones. We will speed through the episodes I missed and just hit on the important stuff, mmkay? Let's start with … [Read more...]

OK, this recap has taken me a while to write because it was Snooze-ville. El-Boring-o. Again, with the cut segments from Russell and Taylor's relationship they managed to fill an entire hour with the most boring events of the season.  You'd think they could spread them out a little. It all started with an infomercial for Paul's plastic … [Read more...]

Ok, sorry this one has taken me so long to get up...Life sometimes has to come before the Housewives...I can't believe I just said that! Now, let's talk about Episode 8, the Spa Day episode. It all started harmless enough.  One friend helping another.  In this case it was Lisa helping Adrienne. The staging all seemed a bit bizarre, but … [Read more...]

This episode picked up exactly where the last left off.  The women were all still at the Game Night from hell.  Kyle and Kim were still pointing at Brandi, Dana was clutching Taylor and Camille was sitting trying to avoid eye contact at all costs, just happy to not be the focus of Kyle's wrath. Kyle kept harping on and on about Brandi's boy … [Read more...]

Tonight's episode was all at once epic and uncomfortable.  The RHOBH walks a fine line between icky and riveting, leaning more toward riveting.  Some things you can only see on Bravo, and I love it.  There was excess, sentimentality, laughs, awkward pauses and fighting.  That, my friends, a well rounded show makes.   We started with … [Read more...]

Annnnd, enter Dana, (aka "Two Boobs and a Tiara") This is the episode we get to really meet the "New Money" addition to the Housewives.   First up was a lunch date with Kyle, Taylor and Dana.  The ladies hobbled up her stone driveway only to be greeted by the completely under-dressed Dana.  Taylor informs us that Dana really "goes for it" in … [Read more...]

I am a huge Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fan. The first season made me giddy between Camille Grammer's marriage breakdown, Taylor's puffy lips, an electronic cigarette and the Hilton sisters there was never a dull moment. So certainly when the news of Russell Armstrong's suicide broke I didn't really know how to feel. I certainly am sorry for … [Read more...]