Real Housewives of New Jersey ~ The Reunion Pt. 2


So the arguing continues...   Can you even believe that Teresa is a real person?  At this point, I am really wondering.  I just don't know how someone can be so disconnected from reality.  And I feel like the more they fight, the more that validates her crazy.  It's a vicious Jersey cycle.   We started with Rosie screaming in … [Read more...]

The Real Housewives of New Jersey ~ Reunion Part 1


Soooo....   Didja watch the first part of the RHONJ Reunion?   Well.  While it was arguably the most exciting episode of the season so far, it was also the most overwhelming.  Insults were hurled back and forth, names were called, people were continuously interrupted... to do an entire recap/play by play of the episode would … [Read more...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey ~ The Finale


I feel like this whole season has been a few decent episodes with a whole lotta boring ones... This was a good one.   We picked up at the Posche fashion show. Which in and of itself cracks me up. Posche seems like a little rinky-dink boutique, basically the size of Melissa Gorga''s closet at home, that caters to the … [Read more...]

The Real Housewives of New Jersey – Episode 19

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It's that time of year -- the POSCHE FASHION SHOW!!!   Don't act like you haven't been waiting for this for months.   Honestly, any episode of RHONJ featuring Kim D makes me shudder, but homegirl knows how to bring the drama, so whatevs.  After the last couple of boring episodes, I feel like we are due some spicing … [Read more...]

The Real Housewives of New Jersey ~ Episode 18


It feels like forever since my last recap!! We left off right after the Napa trip...where Teresa and Caroline had their throw-down by the hot tub.   Now we're back in New Jersey and it's back to school time.  All the families are getting their little ones ready for the bus. Too bad their driveways are 4 miles long...The Gorgas … [Read more...]

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap ~ Episode 17


OK, this was the episode that I was waiting for. And while it was filled with arguing and drama, it left me feeling empty on the inside. Maybe because they were fighting the same fight that they've rehashed all season long...maybe because there was no one to root for... Maybe because I am angry I can't actually punch Teresa in the … [Read more...]

The Real Housewives of New Jersey ~ Episode 16

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Okay, soooo....   Today is the day we are going to talk about one of the most awkward television moments in all of history.   Are you ready?  Good.   If you've been keeping up with the Jersey housewives, you'll remember that they are on a business/pleasure RV trip to a Napa winery.  Apparently this episode was the … [Read more...]

The Real Housewives of New Jersey ~ Episode 15


Ok, after a week off last week we are picking back up where the Housewives left off:  their Napa Camping Road Trip.   The episode starts out in the early morning...the men are all sitting around drinking wine with their cereal talking about how they are going to give surfing a try, while Albert chops wood a few feet away. Who else was … [Read more...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey ~ Episode 14


Finally. The trip to Napa that they have been leading up to all season. I will tell you I was expecting some mah-jah dah-rama...but this first installment of Jersey goes to Napa was a let down times 1000.   So let's begin part one of the Napa trip, aka most boring vacation to watch everrrrr.  These ladies need to watch a few … [Read more...]

The Real Housewives of New Jersey — Episode 13


I need to start off by saying that it seems like this whole season is a big lead up to the Napa RV Trip.  Because still (STILL!!!), they are in New Jersey and have yet to head West.   Go to Napa and fight a lot already!!!   In the meantime, there is lots of preparation, dessert baking, and RV talk, so let's … [Read more...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey ~ Episodes 11&12


We missed last week's's ok though..not much happened. Here's a quick run-down before we move on to this week: We met Albie's new lady-love.  She 's a cheerleader if you didn't hear.  Lauren's the family ball-buster when it comes to girlfriend judging...and Caroline reminds us that Albie should be focusing on his career, not a … [Read more...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey ~ Episode 10


Finally -- the Therapy Episode!!   Unfortunately, with Shelly being gone on vacation last week and the 4th of July, I'm late with last week's RHONJ recap.  So let's get started!     The episode opened with Juicy Joe working on the much talked about garage/apartment.  While Teresa tried to convince us that building … [Read more...]