Cooler Than Mom Jeans, but Just as Comfortable
It's finally over. While I am happy, because this season's Bachelor deserves a quick punch in the jaw, I always mourn The Bachelor when it's over. My life feels suddenly drama-light. I think I need to get into The Real Housewives of Orange County or something to balance things out. The whole first 2 hours of the show were … [Read more...]
The Women Tell All is usually my least favorite episode during The Bachelor season, but for once, I was really looking forward to it. ABC has hyped it up for quite some time now, even allowing Courtney to show up to defend herself (the first time one of the final two has been present for the taping). For me, the show didn't quuiiiite … [Read more...]
I will preface this all with saying thank the Lord this season is almost over. I am not sure how much more of this nonsense I can take. Of course I will hang in there, because, well, honestly we all know I live for this junk...but I do have to say this is the worst season in Bachelor history. So let's start at the … [Read more...]
This week was the much anticipated "Hometown Dates" episode. I have to say that I found this episode a little boring. I guess the women are much more interesting when they're crying in hot tubs and fighting for Ben's affection. However, a few interesting things did happen (but no hot tub crying...boo). Let's … [Read more...]
I will start this out by saying that I am dead. Death by "Courtney-annoyance" is what the death certificate will say. So the ghost of Shelly will be writing this post...I apologize in advance, girlfriend doesn't have anything left to lose, you know, being killed by annoyance and all. The episode began in Belize. We saw … [Read more...]
This week's episode opened with the girls flying in a tiny death plane to Panama City. I don't really know what it is with The Bachelor staff's inability to find normal modes of transportation, but I have a feeling that the person that heads that department has a good laugh every week. The girls headed to their hotel and entered the … [Read more...]
Last night's episode was an exercise in self control for me. I had to literally sit on my hands not to air punch Courtney's face, Rocky-style. But let's begin at the beginning. The gang arrived in Puerto Rico. Every time I say Puerto Rico I say it with an accent...you should too...you know, so we're on the same … [Read more...]
As you probably know, Four Bachelor Episodes equals like 2 years in a normal relationship. So, this is the part of the season where women start throwing around the "LOVE" word all willy nilly, and becoming permanent residents of Crazy Stalker Town. Basically, things are getting good. The episode started off with Ben … [Read more...]
This episode was touted as the episode where a "mystery woman" shows up and creates all sorts of turmoil amongst the ladies. So I was geared up. Ready for drama. Well, of course the good stuff didn't happen until the last 30 minutes and I had to sit through 1 1/2 hours of stupidity. So, while we're here together, … [Read more...]
Let me start out this season by saying that I completely agree with Shelly's post last week--Ben was definitely NOT my top choice as the Bachelor. But in all honesty, I watch for the women. They are a hot mess of crazy, just begging to be judged. And I am up for the task. This week's episode started in Ben's hometown … [Read more...]
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