Soooo.....   I'm pretty sure that The Bachelor Pad finale was filmed on Opposite Day.   Ed and Jaclyn and Tony and Blakely were probably the most likeable people there.   Micheal Stagliano was a complete and total jackwagon.   Yes, I said jackwagon.  It's a real thing you can say.   The … [Read more...]

This episode was so uncomfortable to watch. I am not kidding. The Bachelor franchise has perfected the awkward moment on television...or in this case, awkward momentssss.   We picked up right after Kalon and Lindzi got the boot.  No one was too upset.   The next morning the couples woke up to their next … [Read more...]

As you might remember, last week's episode ended with Michael Staglioni being voted out.   It was shocking, it was devastating, it was all Erica Rose's fault.  Thankfully, she's gone now too, so I don't have to hear her condescending nasally voice.   Also, what grown women carry fairy wands and gavels around?  Is she Judge … [Read more...]

Well, well, well. This episode. What can I say? Bachelor Pad, I want to quit you. Hard.   But before I make any rash decisions, let's talk it through, kay?   We start at the end of the rose ceremony where David and Jamie got the ax.  Chris is all bent out of shape because without Jamie here, he can smell his imminent … [Read more...]

This week starts exactly where we left off... The rose ceremony just ended, Ed is mad because of the number of votes cast against him, Reid is paranoid because he's thinking he will be outed as the ringleader of "Operation Oust Ed" and Sarah is knee deep in regret soup for having voted for her one-time-drunk-hook-up, Ed. Got … [Read more...]

Oh...The Bachelor Pad.   It never seems to disappoint with it's random hook-ups, break-ups, and all around grossness that can't be avoided.   Ed?  Kalon?  Blakely?  Unlimited whiskey and hot tub time?  Sounds like we have all the ingredients for a skank sandwich.   Yes, I actually said that.   Moving … [Read more...]