Dear Dome, aka my heart and soul, my wings, my penis……
I am writing you during my darkest hour. Tomorrow is my surgery and I am not sure if I will in fact make it. I admit my fear in going under the knife.
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So, I wanted to keep everyone updated on the gayety that is Dustin. Can you believe the nerve of this guy, that after everything we have been through he is now trying to abandon post. Looking for jobs (and johns, probably), outside of the workplace.
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Domenick here to bring you a very special first edition of Chatting with Dustin. A segment I am sure there will be pleny more of with the weeks to come. If he doesn’t cut me off first that is. As long as there is booze in the world though, I think we will be safe.
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For Part 1click here.
The Rough Beginning:
I have been pining after Kirsten Dunst since 1999, when she played troubled adolescent, Lux Lisbon, in Sophia Coppola’s Virgin Suicides. 1999, what a tipsy-turvy year for your old red headed pal. It was the year of the four Johnsons. Baby oil, me, and me. I remember Johnson and Johnson [...]
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Pause-n’-Toss, Kirsten Dunst, and Dustin’s Wet Dreams
It is a special day in every man’s life (no not the start of puberty). Although puberty, as well as night emissions, should both come to an end, especially night emissions. Not because I still have them of course (Dome shut your mouth). So what if I wake up [...]
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Private Twosies and Bashful Paruretics
We have all been on that road trip from hell when all of the sudden a shit from the deep as dark Hitler’s soul infiltrates our large intestines. The horrible pain and agony of the last known restroom to your destination still being forty miles off. Then you arrive, [...]
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Plight of the Redhead
Alright everyone allow me to introduce this little piece. I would first like to start by asking, who is the number one overlooked minority group in the world? If you said the redhead, which I am sure you all did, you are 100 percent correct. The redhead has suffered many hardships throughout [...]
Well, well, well…some people haven’t learned anything from our little tongue-and-cheek ThatsWhatWeSaid.net. Our first two advice submissions have rolled in and they both contain a very common motif. I will try my hardest to answer these questions as best as possible, though the origin of them seems somewhat suspicious to me. Also, please keep the [...]
Sleepovers Middle-Aged Men & Creeper Status
We can all stroll down memory lane from time to time, recalling growing up and how much fun we had. I picture it like it was yesterday. One of my favorite things about growing up, was the old fashioned, up-all-night sleepover. “Please mom can so and so stay the night? [...]
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