Cooler Than Mom Jeans, but Just as Comfortable
It's finally over. While I am happy, because this season's Bachelor deserves a quick punch in the jaw, I always mourn The Bachelor when it's over. My life feels suddenly drama-light. I think I need to get into The Real Housewives of Orange County or something to balance things out. The whole first 2 hours of the show were … [Read more...]
I will preface this all with saying thank the Lord this season is almost over. I am not sure how much more of this nonsense I can take. Of course I will hang in there, because, well, honestly we all know I live for this junk...but I do have to say this is the worst season in Bachelor history. So let's start at the … [Read more...]
This week was the much anticipated "Hometown Dates" episode. I have to say that I found this episode a little boring. I guess the women are much more interesting when they're crying in hot tubs and fighting for Ben's affection. However, a few interesting things did happen (but no hot tub crying...boo). Let's … [Read more...]
This is the final one. The end. The reunion has been dragged out for 3 episodes. I mean, I can't say that I didn't enjoy them, but this has really been the season that will never end. At one point they flashed back to when they were visiting Camille's Colorado house and I felt like I might have watched that in 1988. So back … [Read more...]
This episode was all sorts of awkward. It was an hour-long PSA for the dangers of drug use. I'm not naming names. The episode opened up to the couples still on their Hawaiian vacay. Paul and Adrienne got a little romantic on top of a cliff all while arguing about the presence of snakes. These two are funny. Meanwhile , … [Read more...]
Let me start out this season by saying that I completely agree with Shelly's post last week--Ben was definitely NOT my top choice as the Bachelor. But in all honesty, I watch for the women. They are a hot mess of crazy, just begging to be judged. And I am up for the task. This week's episode started in Ben's hometown … [Read more...]
Let me preface this recap with an admission. While I have been a Bachelor/Bachelorette/Bachelor Pad super fan since the beginning I wasn't crazy excited for this season. I wasn't a huge fan of Ben when he was on Ashley's season. In fact, I thought Ashley made the right choice. I was JP all the way. So, when Ben was announced … [Read more...]
This whole entire episode was one giant build up. The promos showed the ladies sitting on a Hawaiian Beach getting a call from Taylor telling them her marriage was over. This didn't happen until 50 minutes in. I HATE when they do that to you...so now, the NEXT episode will be about the break up. This week just announced the break up. … [Read more...]
The infamous white party. The reappearance of Ken the Troll. Jen from Sober House. Kim on drugs. Fight by a limo. These are the ingredients to a reality show, my friend. Let's discuss. The episode opened to Paul fumbling around with the fax machine. People don't fax anymore Paul, so don't even bother … [Read more...]
Cover your eyes people! This episode was about as scandalous as I have ever seen on any installment of The Real Housewives...there were nekkid butts, pumping, grinding and awkward girl on girl dancing. Ok, so we start with Taylor and her BFF Lisa eating lunch together at, where else? Villa Blanco. Taylor (sans eye makeup) … [Read more...]
Ok, I have some catching up to do. I can't seem to get my act together this holiday season! While I am behind at writing the recaps, I am absolutely not behind on watching the episodes...and we haven't discussed some really good ones. We will speed through the episodes I missed and just hit on the important stuff, mmkay? Let's start with … [Read more...]
OK, this recap has taken me a while to write because it was Snooze-ville. El-Boring-o. Again, with the cut segments from Russell and Taylor's relationship they managed to fill an entire hour with the most boring events of the season. You'd think they could spread them out a little. It all started with an infomercial for Paul's plastic … [Read more...]
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